It was true, the hairband had changed things for her; she’d never known what to do with all that fringe before.
It also made for a fine pipe shelf.
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New women’s things #4
Friday, September 25, 2009
For many years now people have been embroiled in the act of combing their hair sometimes even on a twice daily basis – in the belief that tangle-free locks lead to a stress-free, more illuminated existence. In the pursuit of enlightenment the only true obstacle be split-ends.
What is less-well known is that this ritualistic act of combing in order to reach a higher plane of consciousness and emotional well-being is futile in the face of the daily chemical onslaught which comes from the sky and slowly corrodes the hairs on your head – a process that is literally invisible to the naked eye. The only way to fight back is with more expensive combs.
It wont nourish your follicles, or make you a better person, but it is, like, really pretty.
New women’s things #3
Monday, August 31, 2009
Those extra long ears (certainly longer than I had ever seen before), that cute-as-a-button nose and the colour as pink as the underbelly of a newborn piglet. I knew I had to own it.
The French call it lapin.
I call it mine.
New women’s things #2
Monday, August 17, 2009
Shoes with heels are worn by female people, for the purpose of doing the Man Trap Dance. When you wear these shoes, you are The Greatest Dancer.
This Art Deco relic has a high arch, like the back of a stretching kitten. The elegant, geometric cut-outs are both Feminine and Strong. It has a steeped platform toe and a sculpted heel, which enable the short female wearer to appear taller.
This is a shoe that says: Success.
New women’s things
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Before you were born, precious papers containing Secrets were stored and carried in clandestine cast iron vaults protected by mystery, mirth and tiny, evil, monkey-people. The only way to access these precious documents was to dance The Magic Dance.
Over time, such security measures became unnecessary; the Secrets were no longer at risk. So something much more practical was born; something smaller, something portable, something like a small, rectangular, leather box that could be opened, and closed: The Elkington.
The Elkington comes with a fully functioning buckle fastening that allows you to buckle it – fast; with detachable straps that you can take off, and put back on again, and with an inside and an outside.
You’ll see this bag being carried in Tokyo, New York, Forks and Milan .