It looks spiky, but it’s not, because it’s like a leaf, see – it just looks jaggedy – but it’s probably really soft, because it’s expensive and quite pretty. And it’s called Eve, because she was the first woman and she lived in a garden (leaves! trees!) and she ate a bad apple. We get it. It won’t hurt you. It’s a shoe. Not a snake.
The Alice Neel retrospective opened at the Whitechapel Gallery in London today. If you don’t know her work, read her story - it involves multiple penises and the Communist Party.
The Grace Jones diet:
*Red wine
*Sushi
*Oysters
…and a room for every princess, like Top Princess Trumps.
Our favourite was Margaret, cigarettes and alcohol, low-rent gangsters and holidays on Mustique. ..Surely that’s what princesses were invented for?
But pity for poor Peter, the feral child kept as a pet…
i missed out on the bread and jam but still had fun.
Mary Yaeger makes merit badges about girls growing up.
Ric asked me to sit down at his table. I hadn’t seen him for a while, and i noticed that he was tan. “Where were you?” I asked.
“Oh, I’ve been in Hawaii, shooting for playgirl magazine.”
Growing a wheatfield in Dalston is an excellent idea. A better idea would be to let us run through it, barefoot with daisy chains in our hair.
Three things about Yayoi Kusama:
#1 She sees polka dots
#2 She lives in a psychiatric hospital
#3 She likes pumpkins
